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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do you call an accountant without a spreadsheet?Lost... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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