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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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