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| What does a footballer and a magician have in common?Both do hat tricks!... more
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| How do hens encourage their football teams ?They egg them on !... more
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| When fish play football, who is the captain?The teams kipper!... more
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| Which England player keeps up the fuel supply ?Paul gas coin !... more
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| Why are football grounds odd ?Because you can sit in the stands but cant stand in the sits !... more
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| Manager: I thought I told you to lose weight. What happened to your three week diet?Player: I finished it in three days!... more
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| A couple of old guys were golfing when one said he was going to Dr. Taylor for a new set of dentures in the morning.His... more
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| Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?It was a cup draw !... more
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| Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often he... more
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| What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ?Ince pies !... more
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