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| How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!... more
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| What part of a football ground is never the same ?The changing rooms !... more
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| Manager: Ill give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a years time?Young player: OK, Il... more
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| 4. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson."Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t? she asked the instructor."P-u... more
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| 5. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| Why do grasshoppers not go to many football matches?They prefer cricket matches!... more
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| Golfer: "Please stop checking your watch all the time, caddy. Its distracting!"Caddy: "This isnt a watch, sir, its a com... more
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| Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?"Caddy: "Eventually."... more
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| Q: Whats the difference between David Beckham and an airplane model kit? A: Ones a glueless kit and the others a clueles... more
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| A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried... more
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| 10. | Category: Sport jokes  |
| The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your h... more
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