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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| Who was the first accountant?Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost inter... more
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