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| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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