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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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