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| What do accountants suffer from that ordinary people dont?Depreciation.... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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