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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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