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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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| Laws of Accounting1. Trial balances dont2. Bank reconciliations never do3. Working Capital does not4. Return on Investme... more
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| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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