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| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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