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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| When do accountants laugh out loud?When somebody asks for a raise... more
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| An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor. "Doctor, I just cant get to sleep at night.""Ha... more
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| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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