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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a good tax accountant?Someone who has a loophole named after him.... more
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| Whats the definition of unlikely?A photo-spread in Playboy titled The Worlds Top Accountants - Nude!.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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| The accountants prayer: Lord, help me be more relaxed about insignificant details, starting tomorrow at 10.53:16 am, Eas... more
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| Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more
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