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| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why do some accountants decide to become actuaries?They find bookkeeping too exciting.... more
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| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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| A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier". At the base of the st... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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