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| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Once upon a time there was a beautiful oil company. All day long she loved to run up and down the share price list, laug... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more
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