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| If an accountants wife cannot sleep, what does she say?"Darling, could you tell me about your work."... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more
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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more
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