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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?Popular... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| What does CPA stand for?Cant Produce Anything... more
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| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more
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