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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more
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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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