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| An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more
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| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats the definition of an accountant?Someone who solves a problem you didnt know you had in a way you dont understand.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| A patient was at her doctors office after undergoing a complete physical exam. The doctor said, "I have some very grave... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more
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