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| Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you know when an accountants on holidays?He doesnt wear a tie to work and comes in after 8.30.... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why accountants dont read novels?Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more
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| How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| How many auditors does it take to change a light bulb?How many did it take last year?... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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