A way to laugh your day away! home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us JOKES :: RANDOM JOKE KNOCK KNOCK MUSIC JOKES INTERNET JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES YO MOMMA JOKES COWBOY JOKES ACCOUNTANT JOKES WOMEN JOKES MEN JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Friends :: funny ads Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 17/06/2013 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 537   Joke: An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him."Hello," he said. "Im the auditor. Ive come to count the sheep."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Accountant after reading nursery rhymes to his young child:"No, son. When Little Bo Peep lost her sheep that wouldnt be... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   When does a person decide to become an accountant?When he realises he doesnt have the charisma to succeed as an undertak... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   There once was an accountant who lived her whole life without ever taking advantage of any of the people she worked for.... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did the auditor cross the road?Because he looked in the file and thats what they did last year.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners Copyright © Wantajoke.com - Joke site script developed by ARWScripts.com