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| Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at... more
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| 2. | Category: Time jokes |
| If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more
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| 3. | Category: Time jokes |
| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more
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| 4. | Category: Time jokes |
| For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes |
| When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes |
| What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes |
| A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes |
| While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras... more
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| 9. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| 10. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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