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| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more
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| 4. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why did the kid put his clock in the oven.He wanted to have a hot time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes |
| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes |
| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| 9. | Category: Time jokes |
| If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more
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| 10. | Category: Time jokes |
| Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more
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