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| What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !... more
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| 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?2nd Roman Soldier: XX past VII !... more
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| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time.... more
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| When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.... more
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| If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more
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| What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog.... more
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| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| When do clocks die?When their time is up.... more
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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