| 1. | Category: Time jokes  |
| Why shouldnt you tell secrets when a clock is around?Because time will tell.... more
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| 2. | Category: Time jokes |
| When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.... more
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| 3. | Category: Time jokes |
| Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more
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| 4. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out.... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes |
| If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes |
| For a weddin present Ledbetter gave his son Amos two hundred dollars. Two weeks later he asked him, "Watcha do with the... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes |
| If twenty dogs run after one cat, what time is it? Twenty after one.... more
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| 9. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time.... more
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| 10. | Category: Time jokes |
| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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