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| Why did your sister shoot the alarm clock ?Because she felt like killing time.... more
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| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| When do clocks die?When their time is up.... more
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| 4. | Category: Time jokes |
| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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| What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes |
| What dog can tell the time ?A watch dog !... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes |
| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes |
| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more
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| I hope youre not one of those boys who sits and watches the school clock, said the principal to a new boy.No, Sir. Ive g... more
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| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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