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| A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl... more
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| Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !... more
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| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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| A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city... more
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| What are your two favourite times to party? Daytime and night-time!... more
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| What kind of watch is best for people who dont like time on their hands? A pocket watch.... more
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| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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| What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car.... more
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| Why is the time in the USA behind that of England ?Because England was discovered before the USA !... more
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| What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.... more
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