| 1. | Category: Time jokes  |
| How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!... more
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| Julie: What time is it?Counsellor: Three oclock.Julie: Oh,no!Counsellor: Whats the matter?Julie: Ive been asking the tim... more
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| 3. | Category: Time jokes  |
| What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?Five after one.... more
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| 4. | Category: Time jokes  |
| When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open.... more
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| 5. | Category: Time jokes  |
| That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.... more
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| 6. | Category: Time jokes  |
| If your watch is broken, why cant you go fishing?Because you dont have the time.... more
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| 7. | Category: Time jokes  |
| One day a man met three beggars. To the first he gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the third a nickel. What time... more
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| 8. | Category: Time jokes  |
| A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure.... more
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| 9. | Category: Time jokes  |
| What time is it when a clock strikes thirteen?Time to get it fixed.... more
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| 10. | Category: Time jokes  |
| Why did the girl sit on her watch?She wanted to be on time.... more
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