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| There are three kinds of accountants in the world.Those who can count and those who cant.... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more
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| A businessman tells his friend that his company is looking for a new accountant.His friend asks, "Didnt your company hir... more
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| What does an accountant say when you ask him the time?Its 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 sec... more
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| Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers... more
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| What does an accountant use for birth control?His personality.... more
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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more
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