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| A business owner tells her friend that she is desperately searching for an accountant.Her friend asks, "Didnt your compa... more
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| What would Economics be without assumptions?Accounting... more
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| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft?When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No... more
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| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| Whats an accountants idea of trashing his hotel room?Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.... more
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| Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more
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| Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more
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| A man walking along a country road comes across a farmer droving a huge mob of sheep. He stops and chats for a while and... more
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| Why did he cross back?So he could charge the client for travel expenses.... more
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