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| An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more
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| 2. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A guy in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Want to hear an accountant joke?"The guy next to him replies... more
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| 3. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more
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| 4. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The doctor comes to see his heart transplant patient."This is good news. It is very unusual, but we have two donors to c... more
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| 5. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more
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| 6. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more
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| 7. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more
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| 8. | Category: Accountant jokes  |
| "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more
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| 9. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more
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| 10. | Category: Accountant jokes |
| Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more
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