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Category:Travel and tourist jokes
Date Added:15/12/2008
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Joke:Helpful advice for travellers:If you are going to get on a commercial flight, take a bomb with you.BECAUSE: What are the odds of TWO guys being on the SAME PLANE at the SAME TIME with a bomb?
 
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