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| What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel? Im sorry to leave, now that Ive almost bought... more
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| Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we... more
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| A tourist is visiting New York City when his car breaks down. He jumps out and starts fiddling under the hood. About fiv... more
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| "Room service? Send up a larger room."... more
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| A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fi... more
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| Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.... more
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| Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the st... more
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| There was a man staying the night in a hotel. He called the front desk and said, "Excuse me, sir, Ive got a leak in my s... more
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| Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor thathes worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells... more
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| A German tourist walks into a McDonalds in New York City and orders a beer. (In Germany and many parts of Europe, McDona... more
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