|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Travel and tourist jokes | | Date Added: | 22/12/2008 | | Views: | 18 | | | | Joke: | A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them."Not very long," answered the Mexican."But then, why didnt you stay out longer and catch more?" asked the tourist.The Mexican explained that his small catch was sufficient to meet his needs and those of his family.The tourist asked, "So what do you do with the rest of your time?""I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, spend time with my wife... In the evenings I go into the village to see my friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, chase the senioras, and sing a few songs. I have a full life."The tourist said, "I have a M.B.A. from Stanford and I can help you. You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue , you can buy a bigger boat. With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers. Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New Jersey! From there you can direct your huge enterprise.""How long would that take?" asked the Mexican."Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years," replied the tourist."And after that?" asked the Mexican."Afterwards? Thats when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start selling stocks and make millions!""Millions? Really?" asked the Mexican. "And after that?"The tourist replied, "After that youll be able to retire, live in a tiny village n ear the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, spend time with your wife, and spend your evenings drinking and playing the guitar with your friends!" | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Travel And Tourist Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes  | | A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he kn... more
| | 2. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
| | 3. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | What does a witch get if shes a poor traveler? Broom sick.... more
| | 4. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, fo... more
| | 5. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "S... more
| | 6. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does theship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usuallytells them, "No, we... more
| | 7. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audiencewould bedifferent each week, so the magician allow... more
| | 8. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain... more
| | 9. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial... more
| | 10. | Category: Travel and tourist jokes | | A tourist was being led through the swamps of Florida. "Is it true," he asked, "that an alligator wont attack you if you... more
|
|
|
