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| Police Officer: Why did you lead me on a five-state chase?Driver: I love to travel.... more
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| A fellow stopped at a rural gas station and, after filling his tank, he paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood... more
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| Two Yanks touring London in a taxi. What is that asked one of the Yanks. Why that is Buckingham Palace answered the taxi... more
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| A not so rich couple decided to stay at a very exclusive hotel for a night. The manager immediately recognized them for... more
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| "I cant believe it," said the tourist. "Ive been here an entire week and its done nothing but rain. When do you have sum... more
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| Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If youre anythi... more
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| Joan, who was rather well-proportioned, spent almost all of her vacation sunbathing on the roof of her hotel. She wore a... more
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| Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Dont you ever shoo them?Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.... more
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| "Were you in Paris on your vacation?""I dont know, my wife got the tickets."... more
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| The frightened tourist: "Are there any bats in this cave?"The guide: "There were, but dont worry, the snakes ate all of... more
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