| 1. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Why did the jellyfishs wife leave him? He stung her into action.... more
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| 2. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle rea... more
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| 3. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly... more
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| 4. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Whats the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !... more
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| 5. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ? A stripey jumper !... more
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| 6. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| A fish walks into a bar, the bartender asks,"What would you like?" the fish says holding his neck, "Water".... more
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| 7. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !... more
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| 8. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Theres a guy whos hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.The bear started to climb the... more
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| 9. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| Q. What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?A. Wheeeee!!!!!... more
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| 10. | Category: Various animal jokes  |
| How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?He prawned everything !... more
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