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| Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)... more
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| When is the best time to buy budgies ? When theyre going cheap !... more
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| Why did the chicken end up in the soup ?Because it ran out of cluck !... more
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| How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| Which bird ran for President?H. Ross Parrot... more
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| 6. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What did the parrot say when he was using the Internet?P.Cs of eight, P.Cs of eight.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bird jokes  |
| What are a parrots favourite literary characters?Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!... more
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| What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !... more
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| Which bird is always out of breath ? A puffin !... more
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