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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more
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| What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more
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| Whats the difference between a worm and an apple ?Have you ever tried worm pie ?!... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| How do you make an apple turnover? Push it down hill.... more
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| What did the worm want to do when he grew up?He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).... more
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| Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more
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| How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden... more
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| What reads and lives in an apple ?A bookworm !... more
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