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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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| Waiter, waiter! Theres a mosquito in my soup. Dont worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"1st customer: "Ill have tea."2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| And how did you find your steak sir?Well, quite accidentally. I moved this tomato slice and there it was... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more
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