| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass?Waiter: It scares away the flies.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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