| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Customer: Waiter, theres a button in my salad.Waiter: It must have come off while the salad was dressing.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: I didnt order this.Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Whats wrong with these eggs I ordered?Waiter: Dont ask me. I only laid the table.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid.Yes, sir. Its the iceberg lettuce that does it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, do you have frogs legs?Certainly, Sir!Well hop over here and get me a sandwich!... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak !They dont seem to care what they eat do they sir !... more
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