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| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Q: How many Waiters does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, even a burned out bulb cant catch a waiters eye... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Its OK, Sir, theres no extra charge!... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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| Waiter, there is a fly in my wine !Well you did ask for something with a little body in it!... more
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