| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| "Waiter, waiter,theres a hand in my soup." "Thats not your soup, sir, thats your finger bowl."... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this bug doing waltzing around my table !Its the band, sir, they are playing his tune !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt your menu list prices?Waiter: We didnt want to make you sick before the food does.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies? Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup? .... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, its the hot water that kills them.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why are you taking so long to order?Diner: I cant decide whether I want heartburn or nausea.... more
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