| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why is this sandwich half eaten? Waiter: I didnt have time to finish it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there's a twig in my soup.
Yes, sir, we've got branches everywhere.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why dont you eat here, waiter?Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I dont want to compound the felony.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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