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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 04/12/2008 | | Views: | 12 | | | | Joke: | Waiter, waiter! Theres a spider in my soup. Send for the manager! Its no good, sir, hes frightened of them, too. | | | |
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