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| A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat."Are you crazy?" yelled the customer, "wi... more
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| Customer: Waiter, I found a hair in my turtle soup.Waiter: How about that! The turtle and the hare finally got together.... more
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| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Sir you havent touched your custard.Im just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !... more
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| Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu:Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Surely not, sir. It must be one of those vitamin bees you hear so much about.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !... more
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| Waiter, whats this bug doing waltzing around my table !Its the band, sir, they are playing his tune !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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