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| Patron: This bread is stale.Waiter: It wasnt last week.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup !Dont worry sir Ill fish him out and exchange it for a bean !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: These are the best eggs weve had for years.Diner: Well, bring me some you havent had around for that long.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, are there snails on the menu !Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How long must I wait for that turtle soup I ordered?Waiter: Well, you know how slow turtles are.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Whats this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead spider in my soup. Yes, maam, they cant stand the boiling water.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?Diner: Yes, its blown my steak off the plate three... more
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