|
|
Viewing Joke:
| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 03/12/2008 | | Views: | 10 | | | | Joke: | Waiter, waiter! Theres a mosquito in my soup. Dont worry sir, mosquitoes have very small appetites ! | | | |
 Add to del.icio.us
 Digg this
 Reddit
|
|
More Waiter Jokes:
|
| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  | | Waiter, Waiter theres a fly in my ice-cream !Gee I did not know that they had started winter sports so early in the year... more
| | 2. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three.... more
| | 3. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork.... more
| | 4. | Category: Waiter jokes | | I say waiter, theres a fly in my soup! Well throw him a doughnut - they make fantastic life belts!... more
| | 5. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Diner: Waiter, please close the window.Waiter: Why, is there a draft?Diner: Yes, its blown my steak off the plate three... more
| | 6. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Customer: I didnt order this.Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.... more
| | 7. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
| | 8. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
| | 9. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Yes sir, thats the manager, the last customer was a witch doctor !... more
| | 10. | Category: Waiter jokes | | Waiter, waiter! Whats this creepy crawly thing doing in my dinner?Oh, that one ? he comes here every night.... more
|
|
|
