| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad?Not him again, hes in here every night !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Didnt you tell me the chef here cooked for the late heads of Europe?Waiter: Yes, and thats why they are the late... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!No sir, thats a cockroach, the fly is on your steak.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup !Hold on sir, Ill get the fly spray !... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: This fish isnt as good as what I ordered here last month.Waiter: Thats funny. Its from the same fish.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Waitress, the portions are getting smaller.Waiter: Its just an optical illusion. Its just that the restaurant has... more
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