| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, there is a spider drowning in my soup !It hardly looks deep enough to drown in sir !... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter! Theres a dead spider in my soup. Yes, maam, they cant stand the boiling water.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup !Dont worry sir, they dont eat much !... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why does your sign say "Fine Dining"?Waiter: We can dream, cant we?... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this stuff?Thats bean salad sir.I know what its been, but what is it now?... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, this lobsters only got one claw. It must have been in a fight, sir. Then bring me the winner.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Why didnt you make all the food on that long order?Cook: Because Im a short order cook.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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