| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, my lunch is talking to me !Well you did ask for a tongue sandwich !... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, whats this fly doing in my soup?Um, looks to me to be backstroke, sir... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Dont worry, Sir, its not that hot!... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my custard !Ill fetch him a spoon sir !... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Patron: Hey, theres a fly in my soup!Waiter: Why are you complaining? Isnt it cooked?... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, look at this chicken! Its nothing but skin and bones.Waiter: Would you like the feathers, too?... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| "Waiter ! Have you got frogs legs ? " "No, sir, I always walk this way"... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!Sorry sir, maybe Ive forgotten it when I removed the other three.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cookin... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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