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| | Category: | Waiter jokes | | Date Added: | 04/12/2008 | | Views: | 15 | | | | Joke: | Customer: Waiter, I cant eat this meal.Waiter: Why not? It looks all right to me.Customer: I dont have a fork. | | | |
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