| 1. | Category: Waiter jokes  |
| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup!Couldnt be, sir. The cook used them all in the raisin bread.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: How come the Board of Health hasnt come in and closed you up?Waiter: Theyre afraid to eat here.... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, your tie is in my soup!Thats all right, sir, its not shrinkable.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, waiter, theres a bee in my soup.Yes Sir, its the flys day off.... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why dont you have doggie bags?Waiter: That would be cruelty to animals.... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Waiter, this food is repeating on me.Waiter: Good, we love repeat business.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, theres a dead fly in my soup!Yes sir, its the hot water that kills them.... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Why doesnt your menu list prices?Waiter: We didnt want to make you sick before the food does.... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: Im sorry to keep you waiting. Your soup will be ready soon.Customer: What bait are you using?... more
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