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| CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.... more
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| 2. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a frog in my soup !Dont worry sir there isnt enough there to drown him !... more
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| 3. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough.Waiter: That wasnt the crust, that was the pie plate.... more
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| 4. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, I cant seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup.Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?... more
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| 5. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Customer: Theres something wrong with my hot dogs.Waiter: Sorry, Im a waiter, not a veterinarian.... more
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| 6. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, there is a worm on my plate !Thats not a worm sir, its your sausage ?... more
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| 7. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Diner: Why are the waiters in here so nasty?Waiter: Look at who they have to serve.... more
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| 8. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, Id like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream.Im sorry, sir, but were out of cream. How about with no milk?... more
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| 9. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ?Skiing sir !... more
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| 10. | Category: Waiter jokes |
| Waiter: If you know the food here is so lousy, why do you keep coming back?Customer: It reminds me of my ex-wifes cookin... more
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